This is the first fable I've ever made using this website. Whether that should count as an accomplishment of sorts is up to you. I'm already ignoring the one (ONE!) key rule of freewriting; to simply keep on typing and typing, regardless of errors of any kind. Considering the fact that my laptop is an asshole (of the grandest kind ~Alanis Morissette) and my space-bar reduced to one, magic button in the middle of where the bar used to be, spacing between words is tricky. I have no huge bar to aim for anymore, but it's more of like being a sniper on a rooftop that is very high and far away form that one guy you're aiming for. I'm not a mass murderer, really. The closest thing I've ever hold to a weapon is my darts. Anyway. The story of how my laptop got so maltreated and on how I now type only 20 words a minute will follow up cos the timer just said 007.