Ok, so there was a burger. He wasn't quite sure what he would call himself (The burger), but he knew he wanted to be something in his life. He started out small, as a show piece, A White Castle slider, the most delicious sliders in the world. That was in 1984. Afterwards, he was sold in an auction house, as an antique. The person who bought him was an old white man, gray hair who had a little too much money and too little of an idea of what to do with it.There was another man named Thomas. Thomas was a fat black dude with smallish ears, and a bald head. Thomas thought there was a relationship between him and the infamous cartoon tank engine, but there wasn't (rest assured). Thomas loved hamburgers,or as he dubbed them 'hambuburgers'. all he did in life was crave them (leading to diabetes and multiple heart attacks). Fast forward a few years, and Thomas is sitting at his fathers house. his father is an old white guy with gray hair. His father told him to goi check for something in the attic, to which Thomas promptly replied. 'K' Thomas found the antique burger. The burger had grown, gaining multiple condiments and other stuff. Thomas brought his mouth to the burger, the burger to his mouth. It was love at first site.