D'oh.. still not able to edit. The reason on why I'm still not able to edit should have had appeared in the previous piece but because I'm freewriting (yet, again) my mind is on rambling-stance (Kind of like a machine gun, or a mini-gun. Again with the weaponry... I swear I'm not a wanted criminal, I watch the news regularly and know every Mythbusters episode by heart). My mind being on rambling stance means that I lose track of any usefulness I was trying to say and instead bogusness about armory pops in. Moving on! I can't edit my crappy pieces. Why can't I edit my crappy pieces? There's an edit button on your right, isn't there? Did you click it, woman? I sure did! Up pops an old timey picture with a message on it. The message reads something along the lines that they're updating the 'edit' function, and that all should be up and running and back to life in *drumroll* *marching band* APRIL 2014.
It's September now, folks. Am I really the last person on earth to discover this site? Am I that much behind? Do I not know how to use the world wide web? What's the meaning of life? 46? Is this site dominated by Apple users (what the tutorial might suggest) who demand updates and relaunches after a mere 10 minutes since the site has been in the air(if it ain't broken, don't.... Pepperidge farms remembers once more)? Am I the only one still clacking away on a malfunctioning Asus Eee PC Seashell series that has somehow survived my derriere on the screen but a Chinese mechanic was too much?
The amount of questions is infinite yet time ran out a while ago.
time for a cartoon!
Dangit! I tried to edit my previous creation because I felt like there was an explanation missing on why I neglected the one (ONE!) rule of freewriting and the whole thing with the space bar... things got confusing. The thing with my space-bar being gone and the one button that's nearly visible to (for? to?) the naked eye, is that I often miss and have to start over, scroll back and that takes precious time. The whole keyboard is paska, for that matter. The 'x' key dissapeared a long time ago. You luckily don't need the 'x' that much in English, but in typing Hanyu Pinyin it is an absolute must. Yes, I speak and write Chinese. Still with pen and pencil, on paper and everything. I have a pencil sharpener in the shape of a cute little piglet. You have to twist it's nose in order to ram in your pencil. My boyfriend jokingly tried to aim for the rear today. Moving on. My laptop actually got screwed in China. By me, first and foremost. But that's a story for another time. Yup.... out of time again. Bogus spacebutton!
This is the first fable I've ever made using this website. Whether that should count as an accomplishment of sorts is up to you. I'm already ignoring the one (ONE!) key rule of freewriting; to simply keep on typing and typing, regardless of errors of any kind. Considering the fact that my laptop is an asshole (of the grandest kind ~Alanis Morissette) and my space-bar reduced to one, magic button in the middle of where the bar used to be, spacing between words is tricky. I have no huge bar to aim for anymore, but it's more of like being a sniper on a rooftop that is very high and far away form that one guy you're aiming for. I'm not a mass murderer, really. The closest thing I've ever hold to a weapon is my darts. Anyway. The story of how my laptop got so maltreated and on how I now type only 20 words a minute will follow up cos the timer just said 007.