What is wrong with you people? You furnish your dwellings with NASA level technologies and port your gadgets around that would make Batman blush. You have 9 different kinds of bacon to choose from and power windows in your automobiles. Your whole damn life is on cruise control. You rush to your keyboard and console every time your struck with a clever quip, and type it all out in your social media boxes for all your connections to absorb. You frolicking people. I'm not absorbing your top 10 lists anymore. I'm not considering the 9 best ways to save money on a vacation. I'm not watching the 8 best vomit scenes from hollywood movies in the 90s. I'm no longer interested in your 7 principles to earn 6% more on your savings accounts. What's wrong with you people? Don't you have a clue? Don't you know what a clue even is?
A young woman drives an old van full of new books with old ideas. She is lost in thought, but tracked on her gps map. Back and forth her van sways in the boredom of the day. She knows she is loved, but she is safely isolated from the expectation that comes with it. She is isolated in the cab of the van, manipulating her hands upon the oversized steering wheel. The large circle that descends to her belly button and gives her fine-tuned control. She drives through the newborn air of winter, swaying to subconscious music and enduring leftover moods triggered by last night's shows and yesterday's cartoons.
There are strange energies that pop and charge us. They come from every direction. From an affirmation to a good parking spot. Euphoric portions scattered across the earth from the hand of God in the parade of creation. I take my portion. Someone likes your created thing, and you squeal. Someone taps their foot to your melody song and you could almost cry. We try our darndest to make good choices so we can procure our euphoric portions. Sometimes people cheat, and seek it out on the street, with drugs and sex and a thousand forms of folly. But that's just cheap candy in the parade of creation. It's just empty calories and we're back on the curb watching God's floats roll down the street, eyes peeled and on the tips of our feet.
Hello weary scholar-star tapping on your writing unit. I'm a wayward thought up above your reading lamp - NO! I'm behind your thinking chair -NO! I'm behind your occipital lobe and I'm whispering promises of groundbreaking genius while you are frantically tapping your keys, trying to draw me down into your screen. But I am slippery and fast and you tap away while I crash into your frontal lobe and back out into the darkness of your writing room. Now I'm out behind the curtain -NO! Now I'm slipping through your beaded door and into your long cool hallway -NO! Now I'm out through a crack under the door and into the chaos of your infinite city. But I hear your desperate inhale and I sense your clenched fist as your frantic typing comes to rest. Try again tomorrow, huh?
People pushing past the street corner peddlers tapping text declerations into their miracle pads. I'm walking backwards into my significance trance. Top ten tips are contradicting one another. Top ten lists in rank conflict. People pushing content to the masses on their jesus tablets. I'm hanging upside down to let the bad blood leak out. Interactive people resisting their geriatric gravities, rubbing ointments on their facial spaces. I'm reclining on a modern chair considering my favorite places. I have magic scars on my outer shell. Enchanted people interacting with their rounded screens, rubbing fingers across the magic glass. I'm pushing my face against my knuckles and imagining simpler tasks.
There were Child protective services creeping around the weekend corners. Party goers reached for higher levels of euphoria while young mothers fretted over lost youth and a lack of experiences necessary, so they think, for normal development. There are many whiplash perspectives that scratch across your consciousness, striving to get a peak. There are twice as many ditches as there are roads. There are trapped ambitions with no place to go. The world is an incubator of waste. This human species is a facilitator of great futility and fancy bureaucracy. I don't need no social services. I don't need no protective services. I need a new perspective and a road on which to ride my ambitions.
Satellites surround my planet and transfer documents between our citizens. I'm sitting in my tea shop counting my customers, transferring caffeine between my patrons. Life is a series of transfers, where energy squeaks between the seams and surrounds atomic things with animation and vitality. Even clouds, the blackest and the loudest, simply transfer one energy source to an energy recipient. But one day, physicists tell us, the satellites will fall and the clouds will not rise. And all the caffeine in the universe will not arouse a molecule to move. And my planet will grow cold. And my tea store will close. And all our citizens' memories will disappear between the seams.
There is a chorus rising from the horizon zones. There is a nagging feeling in my paranoia realms. The zeitgiest is shifting. The world is rejiggering. The resource pool is shrinking. One hundred ants toppling down the anthill. Sixteen monkeys tumbling down the jungle branches. Mother nature is one sick bitch. But positivity and hope don’t do much. Keep the government out of it. Keep the power brokers powerless. Keep the socialism scenarios from darkening our dreams. I voted for change, but I also voted for liberty. I awoke from a dream and did not recognize my surroundings. Scriptures tattered. Burning conscience. Cast-back politician shaking off the teleprompter. Wealth-pampered anger-addict sneering out the plasma screens, seethes: “Where is that singing coming from?”
Ever wonder where "wonder" came from? Ever wonder why a genetic string strives to survive?
Sometimes the equations become hostile and I'm scrambling to convert the variables to softer digits. Sometimes the fringes singe and I'm left with a dry feeling in my eyes and a wandering in my heart. As euphoric as I sometimes seem, I'm actually distressed with somber burdens. I'm stretched in downward purchase. The beginners gather to strike light in their unmarked spaces. The masters pull curtains down around their desired faces. The equations singe the fringes and loveless mothers stay up late. The variables convert to softer digits, but the conclusions never compute correctly. We're all beginners, glad to be alive. We're all masters at pulling down certain curtains. I'm scrambling down the pathway unencumbered with my somber burdens. I'm entering euphoric with a wander in my heart.
Sister Mary Holstrom takes a ministry break out back by the freethinking rejects. Sister Holstrom sucks a cigerrette, smooth flavored moments of reflection. Servants lose their energy. “Holy Spirit come to me.” Mary doesn’t inhale or exhale, but lets the embered stick dangle from her parted lips. She stokes her habit in her habit. Passer-bys feel compelled to watch the smoking nun. She looks right through them to their empty streets. "Father, teaching monsters to love is exhausting," she prays as she takes a drag. "Comforting dragons fatigues me." She doesn’t move her face for several minutes. A chunk of ash flutters off her chest and flutters down to her empty street.
It only took 10 steps to surpass the destination. It only took 10. Some people are in robust 12 step programs where they are required to take it 1 day at a time. This competitive disadvantage cripples them in life, but at least they are no longer sucking on their addiction object. And, they have a sponsor and others to which they can share their experiences of failure. As for me, I take it 1 year at a time. I sleep daily, but I think in epochs. I spread my risk to foster the velocity. My checkbook is still trying to catch up. Most people pray to God like a friend. I pray to him like a Lord. We are not friends. Not yet. Maybe someday. But we got plenty of time, because God does not take it 1 year at a time. He takes it 1 eternity at a time. And in just 7 steps he surpasses his destination. Beyond that everything is hazy. God is on the other side of 1 sheet of foggy glass, and I only have 2 eyes.
Crash into your opportunity storm. Board the doors, crank the oars. Lean into your effort-row. Watch for weeping nihilists. Your mother wasn’t perfect, but she should have taught you to row! Watch the sky for falling optimists. Glee. Flee. If memories are slowing you down, yawn deep and row faster. Crash into your future form. Smash the door. There will be irritants and woeful disappointments. Watch for rising oil prices and struggling entrepreneurs. Strike a match when the smell is bad. Strike a conversation when your passengers are tedious.
I almost died going to International Falls. It was about a decade ago and I was driving a convertible. This slow semi affronted me and I tried to pass. As I was coming up to his cab, the semi approaching in the oncoming lane was going too fast. Before my eyes my life flashed. My eyes laughed before my fish. My mind bent. I swallowed my mint. I was driving fast while being yanked into the anti-realms of northern Minnesota. Pulled into the portals of slow-motion horror. The trip was tedious at first, but shit got all abstract in a flash. Things got really bent out of shape and deadly. It was me and heat and speed. It was the “incubator years” of my next great self. I was shrugging off useless features and wincing for a faint direction. I stepped on the gas and dashed passed the cab, in front of his grill, fractions from death. My eyes wouldn't blink through the rippling chill. I went to the border whole and secure; In pieces from International Falls I returned.
There was a time when I would flex my muscles for fun. There was a time when I would be late for a meeting and I'd run. Now I shrug and relax. Things matter less when you've touched the magic behind the scenes. Things become shrug-worthy when you've been pulled by the puppeteer's strings. Now all I want to do is reconcile my broken relationships. All I really want to do is embrace shifted drifters and graft them back into our prayer circle. When I wake up I feel rested. When I fall asleep I fall deep. Hell is sleepless wandering in a land of canyons and broken bridges. Hell is a shopping mall filled with cheese stores and lingerie displays. There was a time when I feared hell. Now all I do is long for reconciliation between myself and anyone I've touched. Now all I do is long for peace.